{"id":1398,"date":"2015-08-21T04:58:59","date_gmt":"2015-08-21T04:58:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/first2board.com\/thevaluetraveler\/?p=1398"},"modified":"2015-08-21T13:23:23","modified_gmt":"2015-08-21T13:23:23","slug":"welcome-to-the-saddest-place-on-earth-dismaland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/first2board.com\/thevaluetraveler\/2015\/08\/21\/welcome-to-the-saddest-place-on-earth-dismaland\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the Saddest Place On Earth &#8211; Dismaland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever been to the happiest place on Earth? I did when I was about 10&#8230;in a city called Anaheim, California. Well, looks like there is another place on Earth&#8230;that is not so happy.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dismaland.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">Welcome to Dismaland.<\/a>\u00a0 For the next 5 weeks, you can enter a realm of misery, decay, frustration, anger, and just about every other negative emotion that can cross your hypothalamus.\u00a0 The theme park is located in <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Weston-super-Mare\" target=\"_blank\">Weston &#8211; Super Mare<\/a>, England, and tickets are expected to sell out in minutes, according to their creators. There is a video located <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/au.news.yahoo.com\/video\/watch\/29316880\/dismal-land-theme-park-opens-in-uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a><\/strong> showing you exactly what to expect, upon arrival at this miserable place.\u00a0 I personally would love to see it, as its eye catching and artsy.\u00a0 Just the kind of stuff Portlanders love to see.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/iUjxY2K.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"937\" height=\"507\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever been to the happiest place on Earth? I did when I was about 10&#8230;in a city called Anaheim, California. 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