If I were Doug Parker in Charge of the new @AmericanAir & @USAirways

You should all know the classic poem, If I Were In Charge of the World by Judith Viorst. We read it as kids, a lot…and dreamed about being in charge. Ive written my own verse called If I were Doug Parker in Charge of New AA World. Enjoy….

 

If I were Doug Parker in Charge of the New AA world

I’d cancel US Air catering ASAP and call Guy Fieri!

I’d ban 5 am Monday Morning flights

There’d be brighter nights lights, that wouldn’t look like the flight attendant light.

 

You would have bedtimes on overnight flight (shhhh!)

The no smoking sign would be replaced with a sign,

Don’t kick the seat back one more time!

 

If I were Doug Parker

You wouldn’t have chatty seat mates

Everyone would sit up straight

Luggage travels free

Babies? Sorry, there’s a fee

 

If I were Doug Parker

The safety video would feature JayZ

Chocolate chip cookies would be free

And no one would dare show “Flight” in air

And a person who sometimes forgot to brush,

And sometimes forgot to flush,

Wouldn’t be allowed in the cabin

 

If I were Doug Parker

Flight Attendants would be perfume free

And hand out deodorant when need be

The planes would be fresh and new

And you’d never have to worry about a late crew.

 

If I were Doug Parker in charge of the New AA World

I’d listen to frequent flyers.

I’d let AA run the social media team

I’d keep the best of both programs and put the competition to rest!

 

1 Comment on "If I were Doug Parker in Charge of the new @AmericanAir & @USAirways"

  1. Amen.

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